To everyone I've ever texted: you're welcome!

"Texting is nearer to vital truth than history" /Plato

5/11/20263 min read

Do you have a journal? No. I have my friends' phone numbers.
Do you have a journal? No. I have my friends' phone numbers.

I guess there are a lot of ways to describe me. Here are two:
I will text back.
I will reach out first.

Unless I’ve been blocked. Which has happened a couple times. Although, honestly, I think I’ve been threatened with being blocked more times than I’ve actually been blocked, which feels like good statistics. But I digress.

What I’m trying to say is that I think texting is an important form of communication. I don’t see it as “annoying” or “a waste of time.” I think it’s a genuine way to keep relationships alive.

I’ve moved around a lot in my life and made friends in all those places. I also travel a lot, so my friends are scattered throughout two continents. (I don’t want to say “the world” because that would be a lie.)

Friends all over the world. Maybe meet at wedding. USA and Europe are not the whole world
Friends all over the world. Maybe meet at wedding. USA and Europe are not the whole world

So I developed a habit of overtexting. Honestly, I pride myself on being a good texter. Someone people can reach out to without worrying they’ll be left on read for a month. I think texting is one of my greatest talents. Which sounds ridiculous, but I genuinely enjoy it.

That doesn’t mean I’m always on my phone. Quite often, I actually have no idea where my phone is — especially when I’m with people in real life. Which, I guess, just means I’m a professional overtexter.

Phone on mute in the bedroom. Socialite or a hoe.
Phone on mute in the bedroom. Socialite or a hoe.

My screen time is surprisingly low — around two hours a day. I primarily use my phone for two things: Duolingo (1000-day streak, hello) and text messages. I’m honestly afraid to even try counting how many of those I send in a day.

Whenever something happens to me, no matter how big or small, there’s always a list of people I immediately want to text and say, “hey — guess what.” On top of that, I like writing. Not novel-writing necessarily, but writing to clear my head.

My brain cells must be having a great fucking time hanging out in my spacious head. Not physically spacious — just an impressively large collection of random thoughts and ideas, paired with an equally impressive (but very tiny) collection — or lack of collection — of actual knowledge. For someone whose thoughts race through their poor excuse for a brain 24/7, I sure know very fucking little.

Question. Overtexting. Is it possible to overdose on Vitamin C?
Question. Overtexting. Is it possible to overdose on Vitamin C?

Which brings me to this: I like texting my friends to gain knowledge, to tell them things I think they’d want to know, or just completely out of nowhere because I think it’s nice to let someone know they crossed your mind.

I like journaling. I like texting. And I have a lot of shit happening to me.

Guess what? What? You have to guess. You ate something expired. How'd you know?
Guess what? What? You have to guess. You ate something expired. How'd you know?

So why be private if you can be public?