I Tell My Friends Everything

(idc if they asked)

Public diary of a professional overtexter.

Funny stories about travel, hospitality, friendships, awkward situations, and the kind of conversations that usually happen at 2am after someone says “wait, I need to tell you what happened.”

Featuring screenshots, questionable decisions, and the consequences of texting before thinking.

You are not gonna believe. Actually you are probably gonna believe this. Blah blah. Woman phone draw
You are not gonna believe. Actually you are probably gonna believe this. Blah blah. Woman phone draw

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I'm gonna spend all my money so then I won't have money to spend so i will save money.
I'm gonna spend all my money so then I won't have money to spend so i will save money.
Bouncer ID. Hannah Monata. Relatable
Bouncer ID. Hannah Monata. Relatable
Are not organic tampons okay? With all the shit you put there.
Are not organic tampons okay? With all the shit you put there.
Can you bring a blanket for the thing between my legs? My sunburns. Not my vagina.
Can you bring a blanket for the thing between my legs? My sunburns. Not my vagina.